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1,000,000aire! (Gold)
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Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
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100,000aire! (Bronze)
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Earn $100,000 lifetime
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500,000aire! (Silver)
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Earn $500,000 lifetime
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Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze)
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Come in second place 5 times in online games
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Back Taxes (Silver)
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Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
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Beast Master (Bronze)
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Get 10 animal questions correct.
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Beat a Winner (Silver)
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Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game
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Birth Certificate (Bronze)
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Create a Contestant
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Button Banger (Bronze)
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Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
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Consolation Trophy (Silver)
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Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy.
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Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze)
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Find the very important gauntlet of fire
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DisOrDash (Silver)
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Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
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DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze)
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Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
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DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze)
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Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds.
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Enscrewsiast (Bronze)
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Screw 50 times
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Film In Your Brain (Bronze)
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Get 10 movie questions correct.
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Genius for a Day (Silver)
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Score at least $30,000 above your average.
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It's Just More of This (Bronze)
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Finish an episode
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Jack Attack Dog (Silver)
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Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
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Living in the Past (Bronze)
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Get 10 history questions correct.
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Lose to a Loser (Bronze)
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Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard.
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Menage-a-Quatre (Bronze)
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Play 4-player game online
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Mouth-Breather (Bronze)
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Achieve the third highest rating
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My First Time (Bronze)
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Screw someone for the first time
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One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver)
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Achieve the second highest rating.
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Overconsumer (Bronze)
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Listen to all commercials after one episode
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Perfect Attendance (Gold)
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Play Episodes 1-73
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Phatty (Bronze)
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Get 10 food questions correct.
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Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze)
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Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times.
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Slack Attack (Bronze)
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Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack.
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Smelt the Roses (Bronze)
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Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second.
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Social Outcast (Bronze)
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Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights.
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Taking it from Behind (Silver)
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Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack
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The Game's Half Empty (Bronze)
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Play Episodes 1-37
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The Game's Half Full (Bronze)
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Play Episodes 1-36
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Turncoat (Bronze)
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Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
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Unicorn (Gold)
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Achieve the highest gamer rating.
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Vidiot Savant (Silver)
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Get every question right in an episode
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Virtual Virgin (Silver)
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Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
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We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum)
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Collect all trophies
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