Maximum Hazard Difficulty
     Press  [Up]x2,  [Down]x2, [Left], [Right], [Left], [Right] at the
difficulty selection screen.


Trophies
     Complete  each  condition to get the allotted Trophies. There are
39 Bronze Trophies, 9 Silver Trophies, 2 Gold Trophies, and 1 Platinum
Trophy:

Auto Dealer(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. 
"You would think this one would have been automatic.
 Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands(Silver): 
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. 
"Like I said..."

Bedlam Basher(Bronze): 
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. 
"Good for you. Coward."

Better Than One(Silver): 
Score two headshots with one bullet. 
"Eat lead...both of you!"

Blind Luck(Bronze): 
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. 
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Boom(Bronze): 
Blow up 50 explosive objects. 
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Dances With Guns(Bronze): 
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being 
destroyed. 
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Death Hazard(Bronze): 
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. 
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Deja-Vu (All Over Again)(Silver): 
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. 
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Deja-Vu(Bronze): 
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. 
"Your present ends now. Again."

Disco is Dead(Bronze): 
Defeat Sonny Tang. 
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Draw(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. 
"Now all we need is the spaghetti:"

Eat FIST!(Bronze): 
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. 
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Feeling Punchy(Silver): 
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. 
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Fire Hazard(Bronze): 
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. 
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Hands-On Approach(Bronze): 
Defeat an enemy using melee combat. 
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Hazard Avoider(Bronze): 
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. 
"Sure you won:my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Hazard Master(Gold): 
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. 
"You've done this before, haven't you?"

Head Cheese(Bronze): 
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. 
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. 
Feel free to use more."

Head of the Class(Silver): 
Score 100 headshots. 
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Headache(Bronze): 
Score 20 headshots. 
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Housing Crisis(Bronze): 
Escape from Dexter's mansion. 
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

It's HAZARD TIME!(Bronze): 
Start your first game. 
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. 
--Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Just a Flesh Wound(Silver): 
Complete a level without dying. 
"Eight million corpses in this level:and you're not one of them."

King of Hazard Land!(Platinum): 
Earn all Trophies in the game. 
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Maxx Karnage(Bronze): 
Collect 20 Hazard pickups. 
"Maxx Karnage... sounds like a cool action hero name."

Meat Your Maker(Bronze): 
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. 
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your... hey, 
I can go on all day."

Meet Quentin.(Gold): 
Meet Quentin. 
"DUDE!!!!!"

Migraine(Bronze): 
Score 50 headshots. 
"That's using your head!"

Multiplayer Master!(Bronze): 
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well... not like we can take 
the trophy back NOW!"

No Pain, No Gain(Bronze): 
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. 
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well, maybe not quite as much."

Observe the Grenade(Bronze): 
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. 
"Test the grenades... check!"

Peekaboo...I Shot You!(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. 
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Plink(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. 
"Frag you."

Pseudo-Hazard(Silver): 
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. 
"Well... at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy:'"

Pull!(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. 
"That was a blast!"

Pure Energy(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. 
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Russian Attack(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. 
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Russian to the Finish(Bronze): 
Defeat General Neutronov. 
"From Hazard, With Love."

Say "No" to Pots(Bronze): 
Shoot 30 potted plants. 
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. 
They were askin' for it!"

Second Amendment(Bronze): 
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. 
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Shield Master(Bronze): Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. 
"It's not like I was afraid of dying:I just wanted the trophy!"

Straight-A Student(Bronze): 
Complete all of the in-game tutorials. 
"Like I had any choice..."

Stung(Bronze): 
Defeat Sting Sniperscope. 
"Your present ends now."

Take 5.(Bronze): 
Pause the game for the first time. 
"Hey...come back here and play!"

Talk!(Bronze): 
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? 
Here... just take the trophy."

Tramm Ride(Silver): 
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. 
"One-two shot right to the tenticles."

Uncovered(Bronze): 
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. 
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Well, I Heard Them Scream(Bronze): 
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. 
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Your Turn(Bronze): 
Defeat Altos Tratus. 
"Forecast for the next level... no more clouds."

...Where Credit is Due(Silver): 
Watch the credits from beginning to end. 
"Hey, aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"