Your Life For Mine (5)

Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.

Stick That In Your Archive (30)

Complete the game in single player mode.

Master Collector (25)

Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.

My Buddy and Me (15)

Complete the game in Co-op mode.

Half Way There (10)

Complete half the game.

Score! (25)

Reach 500,000 points.

Come On Down! (30)

Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.

Houston, we have Perfection (20)

Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.

Its Aboot Time (10)

Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.

Lights Out (10)

Defeat "Old Berney" without losing a life.

Smooth Sailing (10)

Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.

With Honor (10)

Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"