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AIN'T GOT COJONES!
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Finish your business with Krotchy.
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
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Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
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ARSONIST
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150 kills using fire.
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BIPOLAR
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Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.
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CAMELBACK
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Piss 100 gallons of urine.
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CAT WRANGLER
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50 kills using cat.
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CHAMP WHISPERER
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50 kills using dog.
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COMMIES GO HOME!
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Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
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Complete game killing only males.
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DANNY TREJO
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100 kills using machete in melee.
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
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Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO
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Taze 200 victims.
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EASTWOOD
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Complete game using only the pistol.
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EMO
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Injure yourself.
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ENTOMOLOGIST
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50 kills using bees.
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FAIL ZOMBIE
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Respawn 20 times.
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I AM THE LAW
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Complete Good path without falling off.
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
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Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
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KAVORKIAN
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Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
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MEGA-SADIST
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200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.
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NEUROSURGEON
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300 headshot/decap kills.
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PERSONAL JESUS
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Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
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PETA CHAIRMAN
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Kill no animals in one playthrough.
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PRODUCT RECALL
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Destroy 50 cars.
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PROPERTY DAMAGE
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Smash 50 windows.
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PSYCHO DUNDEE
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50 kills using boomerang machete.
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REAL AMERICAN
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Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
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REPO MAN
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Return Thegways to the owner
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
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Arrest eco zealots leader.
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SCHWARZENEGGER
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200 kills using M-60.
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SCOFIELD
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Escape from prison.
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
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Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
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STALLONE
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Complete game using only melee.
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SUCKTASTIC!
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Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
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T.J. HOOKER
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Arrest 200 perps.
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
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Choose path for the first time.
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THERE IS NO SPOON
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Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
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WOLVERINES R GHEY
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50 badgersaw kills.
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