Test 1: Neuroanalysis Test

     Go to barbers roof via stairs, move dish, quickly get down, enter
barber  shop,  move  Lazy  Susan in front of barbers chair, enter back
room,  barber  will  come  back, ask haircut, ask for hairwax, regular
hairwax. Ask to put amount due on tab. Choose sentence with good. Exit
shop. Now collect Puz Dispenser in Wilburs room, in Aunt Pollys home.,
Go  to  Vera  Diner  (left  bottom in front of aunt Pollys house. Take
mouse trap, connect spring to Puz Dispenser. Go to old bridge give Puz
Dispenser to Odie. Go to Vera Diner, outside open ice box get ice, get
fanbelt from motor of car. Test 1 done.

Test 2: Survival test

     Go  down  center  tube,  get Kibble use gun on ice. Go up, go up,
move  Wood  Chippings,  quickly  go down left tube. Go down , stand in
rightmost  corner. Wait. Go up shoot Waterdish. Go down. Use pantyhose
on motor. Drop kibble on floor, move motor. Exit. Test 2 done.

Test 3: Sensory Perception Test

     Go  to  Old  Bridge,  go  left,  move sign, wait till you see the
trucker.  Go to Town Hall, enter Town Hall. Knock on Town Records. Buy
property.  Sign  contract.  Go  to  Aunt  Pollys  house,  outside open
mailbox. Go to Kitchen (Door to the right). Talk with Aunt Polly about
phone bill. Take Carrot Juice (its under the juicer). Go to Vera Diner
outside,   go   left,   use   rowboat.   Use  Teleporter  (just  above
control-box),  take  Burger  Morsel.  (The  spit you spit out) Go into
Cabin,  get  matches  (on  the table next to the bed) exit cabin. Give
Burger  Morsel  to Truffels: the pig. Go to Backyard, put Carrot Juice
in  boiler, turn on fueltank, use matches on burner, Take jug, put jug
on  stool.  Go  to  frontyard.  Go to cellar (mine) use jug on Wilbur.
Enter  mine.  Use dog whistle to find out if you are getting closer or
further away from Truffels. When you find Truffels use dog whistle and
she will go away. Use probe to get burger, Test 3 done.

Test 4: Language Test

     First  fail  test,  go  to Aunt Polly House, go to bathroom, take
laxative  (looks  like  chocolate).  Go  to  Vera Diner, if there is a
touring  bus standing, go to parking lot, if not wander around till it
is there. When you are in the parking lot give laxative to Drumz. Take
amplifier  (above  Drumz). Use transporter. When test begins use these
things  to  exterminate  Borks: Bork in the bathroom, take rubberduck,
put rubberduck in toilet, flush, flush. Bork in the kitchen, wait till
he jumps to the microwave quickly take rollerpin and use on Bork, turn
on  microwave. Bork sliding on the stairs. Go bathroom and fill bottle
that first contained carrot juice with soapy water, put soapy water on
railing.  Bork  in  basement. Take dirty sock, put in wringer, turn on
outside  breaker. Bork who is playing with the computer, use amplifier
on  television.  Go  down, get kindling (wood), use on television fire
upstairs.  Get  back  to  Wilburs  room  exit by window. Get christmas
lights  use  lights on hole, go to kitchen get rubber gloves ( hanging
on cupboard) put on gloves go to Aunt Polly room get lights use lights
on phone cord. Test done.

Test 5: Logic Test

     Fail  test,  go  to  Old Bridge, go left, go down, go to sheriffs
window,  get  keys,  exit.  Open trunk with keys, get Jaws o life, get
keys,  go  to  sheriffs window, put keys in ignition. Use transporter,
give  deed  to  Elmo, exit by rightmost disc, use fish on tire (jus in
front  of  the  hole) use jawz on lock, pull lever, use hook on barred
window,  get  dog  collar  go into jail get quarter. Exit, and exit by
rightmost  disc, give dog collar to Vipe, ask for records, use records
on  jukebox,  use quarter on jukebox. Exit by topmost disc. Test done.
Ship.  Watch  movie  when  ready  talk to Flumix until you can ask him
where the meatlocker is.

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