1 ... PornProdCorp
   2 ... Larry In The Limo
   3 ... Airports and Airplanes
   4 ... New York
   5 ... Atlantic City
   6 ... Miami
   7 ... Patti In The FBI Lab and Limo
   8 ... K-RAP
   9 ... des Rever Records
  10 ... The White House
   X ... eXit


Please enter selection: 1  PORN PROD CORP

Problem:
     Someone is yelling for coffee! How do I make coffee?

You are at the beginning of this category.

Hint:
     Click  the Eye icon on the coffee pot just outside the door, then
click on the coffee pot with the Hand icon.

Problem:
     What do I do in the video tape room?

Hint:
     Get  three  videotapes lying on the table just to the left of the
monitor in the lower right-hand corner of the room by clicking on them
with  the  Hand icon. Get the camera charger by clicking the Hand icon
on the drawer in the top-left corner. Make sure to degauss the tapes.

Problem:
     My video tapes won't work in my camera!

Hint:
     You  need  to erase (degauss) your video tapes before they can be
used  in  your  camera. To do this, click each tape, one at a time, by
using  the degausser on the table along the top wall in the video tape
room.

Problem:
     How do I charge my video camera?

Hint:
     Charge the camera by following these two steps: first, select the
battery  charger  from  inventory.  You  can use the outlet beside the
coffee  maker in the lobby. Plug the battery charger in by clicking on
any available outlet. Select the camera from inventory and click it on
the  battery  charger.  Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the
camera is charged to one- hundred-percent power. When it is, click the
Hand  icon on the camera to unplug it and retrieve both the camera and
the charger.

Problem:
     How do I load my video camera?

Hint:
     Select  a degaussed tape from inventory and click it on the video
camera.  Your  camera  will  be  loaded.  If  a tape is already in the
camera, it will be replaced with the new blank one.

Problem:
     What do I do in the file room?

Hint:
     You'll find resumes of the finalists in the first file cabinet on
your  right.  You  also  need to grab the AeroDork Gold Card, which is
sitting in the imprinter on the table by clicking the Hand icon on it.

Problem:
     How do I know when I am ready to leave PornProdCorp?

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Hint:
     If you have a camera from the meeting room, three degaussed video
tapes,  a  battery charger, three resumes, and the Aerodork Gold Card,
you  are  ready  to  go.  A limo will be waiting for you outside. Just
click the Hand icon on the limo's door to open it.

We have no other problems or hints for this category.

Please enter selection: 2  LARRY IN THE LIMO

Problem:
     How do I get to the airport?

You are at the beginning of this category.

Hint:
     Outside  PornProdCorp,  click  the  Hand icon on the limo. You'll
arrive  automatically  at the airport shortly after sitting through an
animated sequence.

Problem:
     Can I do anything in the limo?

Hint:
     There's  nothing to do in the limo as Larry, just ride. Actually,
you  can  find  a  day trotter date book on the seat next to you. only
when you leave the Hard Disk Cafe in New York.

Problem:
     I'm in a new city. How do I tell the driver where to go?

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Please enter selection: 3  AIRPLANES AND AIRPORTS

Problem:
     My  limo  just  arrived  at  the  curb outside the airport, where
should I go?

You are at the beginning of this category.

Hint:
     You  can  go two places; inside the airport, and to the Automatic
Ticket Machine (ATM) to the left of the airport door.

You are at the beginning of this category.

Problem:
     How do I operate the Automatic Ticket Machine (ATM)?

Hint:
     Click the Hand icon on the ATM to get a close-up view. Select the
AeroDork Gold Card from your inventory and click it on the slot to the
left  of  the ATM screen. When the destinations appear, click the Hand
icon  on whichever destination you want. You may travel to any city in
any  order you wish. Punch in the proper code from the AeroDork Travel
Folder  that  came  in  your game box. When the Boarding Pass emerges,
click  the  Hand icon on it to take it, then on the AeroDork Gold Card
to take it from the slot.

Problem:
I can't find a gate or a plane!

Hint:
     Select your AeroDork Gold Card from inventory and click it on the
camera right outside the VIP lounge door.

Problem:
     How do I board the plane?

Hint:
     Just  make  sure  you have your boarding pass and that you are in
the VIP lounge. You get the boarding pass from the ATM machine outside
the airport. Once you're in the VIP lounge and the "now boarding" sign
flashes,  select your boarding pass from inventory and click it on the
slot to the right of the door.

Problem:
     What can I do on board the plane?

Hint:
     Take the magazine from the seat pocket in front of you. Read it.

Problem:
     My plane has just landed at a new airport, what do I do?

Hint:
     You  need to leave the airport by limo. Click the Eye icon on the
large display ads at the top of the airport terminal screens until you
find the limo company's number. You will need to call them.

Problem:
     I can't find a working phone!

Hint:
     Each  airport  (except the very first one) will have at least one
working phone. Try them all until you find one that works.

Problem:
     I've completed all three interviews where do I go now?

Hint:
     It's  time  to go back to PornProdCorp. When you're done with New
York,  Atlantic  City,  and  Miami,  go  back to the airport and get a
ticket to Los Angeles.

Problem:
     Help! My plane is going to crash! What can I do to help?

Hint:
     When the stewardess calls for volunteers, you'll automatically be
led  to the cockpit. Start clicking the Hand icon on various dials and
controls. Sooner or later, you'll find one that may do some good.

Please enter selection: 4  NEW YORK

Problem:
     What do I do in the airport?

Hint:
     You  need  to do two things; make sure your camera is charged up,
and  call  the  limo company. First use the Eye icon on your camera to
make  sure it's charged up. If the camera's batteries are low, you can
charge  them  up here. Select your battery charger from inventory then
click  it  on  the  outlet on the far west wall of the terminal. Next,
select  your  camera  from  inventory  and  click it on the plugged-in
battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera
is  charged to one-hundred-percent power. Find the number for the limo
company and use a working phone on the east side of the terminal.

Problem:
     Where can I find change for the phone?

Hint:
     You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the
Jerry's   Kids'   Collection   Canister   underneath  the  VIP  lounge
verification camera.

Problem:
     How  can I tell the limo driver where to take me? What do I do in
the limo?

Hint:
     Select  the  napkin  from your inventory and click it on the limo
driver. You can find the napkin by clicking the Eye icon on Michelle's
resume.  When you get the day trotter date book, be sure to open it by
clicking the Hand icon on it in your inventory.

Problem:
     I made it to the Hard Disk Cafe, but can't get past the Matre D'!

Hint:
     Continue  to  talk  to the Maitre D' by clicking the Talk icon on
him.  Eventually  he'll  give  in and punch you up your own membership
tape.

Problem:
     How can I follow Michelle into the exclusive Herman Hollerith 
room?

Hint:
     Remember  the brochure you read on the airplane? You need to find
the music box in the lobby. Select your membership tape from inventory
and click it on the music box. Now when you click your membership tape
on the computer you'll be able to go anywhere you want.

Problem:
     Michelle is sitting just a few feet away from me, what do I do?

Hint:
     Click the Talk icon on Michelle a few times. When she invites you
to  her table, select the day trotter from your inventory and click it
on  her.  Next, click the Hand icon on the video camera to turn it on.
Finally,  select  the  credit cards you found from the day trotter and
click them on Michelle. Now just sit back and relax.

Problem:
     How can I leave the Hard Disk Cafe?

Hint:
     You need to use the phone that Bertha, the gabby woman, was using
when  you  first  entered the cafe. She should be done with it now. If
she's  still  using  it, then you need to visit Michelle in the Herman
Hollerith room. Click the Hand icon on the phone, and enter the number
of  the  limo  company you saw from in one of the large display ads at
the top of the airport terminal.

Please enter selection: 5  ATLANTIC CITY

Problem:
     What should I do at the Atlantic City airport?

Hint:
     You  need  to  do two things; make sure your camera's charged up,
and  call  the  limo company. First use the Eye icon on your camera to
make  sure it's charged up. If the camera's batteries are low, you can
charge  them  up here. Select your battery charger from inventory then
click  it  on  the  outlet on the far west wall of the terminal. Next,
select  your  camera  from  inventory  and  click it on the plugged-in
battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the camera to verify the camera
is  charged to one-hundred-percent power. Find the number for the limo
company and use a working phone on the east side of the terminal.

Problem:
     Where can I find change for the phone?

Hint:
     You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the
second slot machine from the west side of the terminal.

Problem:
     Where should I tell the limo driver to take me?

Hint:
     Select the matchbook you will see when you view Lana's resume and
click  it  on  the driver. The limo driver will now know where to take
you.

Problem:
     Where can I find money to play in the Tramp Casino?

Hint:
     Click  the  Talk icon on the woman standing on the left-hand side
outside  the  Tramp  Casino entrance. She'll give you an easy guessing
game and then some Tramp dollars to gamble with.

Problem:
     I need some tips on playing video poker.

Hint:
     The  easiest  way  to  do this is every time you win a few bucks,
save  your  game. When you lose, restore your game. You need to win at
least  five-hundred  dollars.  If you forget to save your game and run
out  of money, you can always re-play the guessing game with the woman
out front of the casino.

Problem:
     The bouncer won't let me into the Casino Ballroom!

Hint:
     You  need to pay for the show. It costs twenty-five Tramp dollars
to watch.

Problem:
     I'm in the Casino Ballroom, but I can only watch Jennifer Jiggle.

Hint:
     You need to go skating on the boardwalk and bump into Lana.

Problem:
     How can I go skating?

Hint:
     Go  to  Ivana's  Skates  and  rent a pair of roller-blades. For a
deposit  you can give her Tramp Dollars from the Casino or your pocket
protector camera.

Problem:
     Where is Lana? How can I get her to cooperate?

Hint:
     Go  skating  and  you'll  bump  into  her.  You can get a pair of
rollerblades  at  Ivana's  Skates.  After you meet her, click the Talk
icon  on  her  several  times. Eventually she'll invite you to the Mud
Night Madness show at the Casino Ballroom.

Problem:
     How do I videotape Lana's Mud Night Madness Wrestling match?

Hint:
     Make  sure you have 500 dollars to pay so you can participate! Be
sure you've charged your camera battery, placed a fresh degaussed tape
in  your  camera,  and turned it on when you sit down at your ringside
seat.

Problem:
     In the wrestling scene, what do I do with the body parts all over
the screen?

Hint:
     Click the Hand icon on those body parts as fast as you can.

Problem:
     How do I get my deposit back from Ivana?

Hint:
     Select  your  skates from your inventory and click them on her to
give them back to her. She'll then return your deposit, well.. most of
it anyway.

Problem:
     How do I get back to the airport?

Hint:
     Click  the  Talk  icon  on the valet standing to the right of the
entrance to Tramp Casino.

Please enter selection: 6 MIAMI

Problem:
     What should I do at the airport?

Hint:
     You  need to do three things; make sure your camera's charged up,
call  "Just Green Cards", and call the limo company. First use the Eye
icon  on  your  camera  to  make sure it's charged up. If the camera's
batteries  are  low,  you can charge them up here. Select your battery
charger  from  inventory  then  click it on the outlet on the far west
wall  of  the  terminal.  Next,  select your camera from inventory and
click  it on the plugged-in battery charger. Click the Eye icon on the
camera  to  verify the camera is charged to one-hundred-percent power.
Find  the  number  for the limo company and use a working phone on the
east side of the terminal.

Problem:
     Where can I find change for the phone?

Hint:
     You can get change for the phone by clicking the Hand icon on the
coin  return  of the cigarette vending machine on the west side of the
terminal.

Problem:
     How  do I pay the "Just Green Cards" company? Where I can pick up
the merchandise?

Hint:
     This  company won't charge you anything for their merchandise and
you  can  pick  up  your deliveries in the garbage can next to the ATM
simply by clicking the Hand icon on it. What a deal!

Problem:
     Where should I tell the limo driver to take me?

Hint:
     Select  the  business  card you found in Chi Chi Lambada's resume
and  click  it  on the limo driver. The driver will take you where you
need to go.

Problem:
     How can I get in to see Chi Chi Lambada?

Hint:
     Enter Doc Pulliam's at the top of the stairs by clicking the Hand
icon  on  the  door. When you get in the lobby, click the Hand icon on
the  doily on the table in the lower right corner. Now click the doily
on  Larry's  head.  Finally,  click  the  Talk  icon  on  Alberta, the
receptionist. You'll get right in to see Chi Chi.

Problem:
     All Chi Chi will do is clean my teeth!

Hint:
     To  get  Chi  Chi to do more, click the Eye icon on Chi Chi. Then
click  the Hand icon on your camera to turn it on. Finally, select the
green card from your inventory and click it on Chi Chi.

Problem:
     How do I return to the Miami Airport?

Hint:
     After  exiting  the  gymnasium, go back upstairs to the Dentist's
office by clicking the Hand icon on Doc Pulliam's door and then on his
lobby phone. Call the same limo company that you took to the gym.

Hint:
     After  exiting  the  gymnasium, go back upstairs to the Dentist's
office by clicking the Hand icon on Doc Pulliam's door and then on his
lobby phone. Call the same limo company that you took to the gym.

Please enter selection: 7  PATTI IN THE FBI LAB AND LIMO

Problem:
     What should I in the lab?

Hint:

     You  need  to  do  three  things; explore the lab, write down the
numbers  Commander Twit gives you, and pick up several devices. First,
click  the  Eye icon on the workers you see. When they've demonstrated
their  products,  click  the  Walk  icon on the right-hand side of the
screen. Commander Twit will brief you and set up an account for you in
the computer. Be sure to write down the pieces of information he gives
you  including  an  important  phone number. After you've seen all the
demonstrations,  get  fitted  for  the  "Safety  First  Field  Locator
Device."  Then  pick  up  the  Hooter  Shooter,  the  Dataman, and two
DataPaks sitting on the counter near the computer.

Problem:
     How do I tell my driver where to take me?

Hint:
     There  are  several  ways to communicate with your driver. If you
have  a Fax, select it from inventory and click it on Bobbi. Or if you
have  the  Dataman,  insert a DataPak into it and click the Dataman on
Bobbi. He'll take you to K-RAP or des Rever Records.

Problem:
     How can I receive a Fax in the limo?

Hint:
     To  receive a Fax, you needed to have taken the two DataPaks, but
not the DataMan!

Problem:
     Who should I call on the limo phone?

Hint:
     You  have  to have Desmond's phone number. Commander Twit gave it
to you. Call Desmond and request a FAX.

Problem:
     Is there anything else I need from the limo?

Hint:
     Be  sure  to take the champagne bottle from the rack of liquor on
the left.

Please enter selection: 8  K-RAP

Problem:
     How do I get to K-RAP?

Hint:
     You  need  to  show  the  K-RAP  fax or the Dataman with the P.C.
Hammer Datapak inserted to Bobbi, your limo driver.

Problem:
     How can I get inside Mr. Krapper's office?

Hint:
     Look  at  the  K-RAP  fax or the Dataman display. You'll find the
access  code you need to enter Mr. Krapper's office. Enter the code by
clicking the hand icon on the control panel next to the door.

Problem:
     What should I get from Mr. Krapper's office?

Hint:
     You  need  to open his desk by either picking the lock or using a
key. If you wish to pick the lock, click the hand on the letter opener
sitting on the desk, then click the letter opener onto the desk drawer
lock.  If  you wish to use the key, click the hand icon on the base of
the  tall  plant in the upper right corner of the room. Now select the
key  from your inventory and click it on the desktop to open the desk.
Look  into  the  desk and take note of the number on the blue stickum.
Click  the  Hand  icon on the drawer a second time and remove the file
folder.

Problem:
     I want to leave Mr. Krapper's office, but I don't know how!

Hint:
     You'll  exit  through the bathroom on the left and then click the
Hand  icon  on  the shower. But first, put everything back the way you
found  it. Select the letter opener from inventory and click it on top
of the desk. Select the key and click it back on the tall plant in the
upper  right corner of the room. And before returning the file folder,
click  it on the photo-copy machine on the left side of the room, then
return  it  by  clicking it on the desktop. Now click the Hand icon on
the bathroom door.

Problem:
     I'm  in the bottom of the elevator shaft, naked! Where can I find
some clothes?

Hint:
     There's  a  fresh  change  of  clothes right beside the elevator.
Click the Hand icon on the clothes to wear them.

Problem:
     How do I find my way out of the studio doors?

Hint:
     Remember  the  blue  stickum note from Mr. Krapper's desk drawer?
Well,  it's time to use it. Go over one screen to the right. Click the
Hand  icon  on  the  control panel for Control Room B, then enter this
code.

Problem:
     What do I do in the empty control room?

Hint:
     Tape  the conversation of "2 Live 2 Screw". First, click the Hand
icon  on  a reel-to-reel tape in the center rack against the top wall.
Now  select  the  tape and click it on the tape deck in the lower left
hand corner of the studio. Third, click the Hand icon six times on the
mike  mixer  control  panel just to the right of the tape deck to find
the  proper  input  channel.  Finally,  click  the  Hand  icon  on the
reel-to-reel recorder to start recording. When P.C. Hammer has blocked
the  door with the mike stand, click the Hand icon on the reel-to-reel
recorder three times to take the tape.

Problem:
     I've been locked inside the control room by P.C. Hammer!

Please enter selection: 9  des Rever Records

Problem:
     How do I get to des Rever Records?

Hint:
     You  need  to select the Reverse Biaz fax or the Dataman with the
Reverse  Biaz DataPak inserted and click on the limo driver. Now he'll
take you to des Rever Records.

Problem:
     How can I operate the elevator in the Shill Building?

Hint:
     You  need  to get the assistance of the sleepy guard. First click
the  Talk  icon  on him to wake him up. Then select either the Reverse
Biaz fax or the Dataman with the Reverse Biaz DataPak inserted into it
and click it on the guard. He'll operate the elevator for you.

Problem:
     I'm in the lobby of des Rever Records what should I do?

Hint:
     You  should  meet  with  Reverse  Biaz.  But first, play the gold
record  on  the  stereo  in  the des Rever suite. To see Reverse Biaz,
simply click the Hand icon on the doorway next to his booth.

Problem:
     I've got a gold record! What do I do with it?

Hint:
     You  can  play this gold record on the stereo located beneath the
plaque  where  you found the record. Be sure to play it in forward and
reverse to hear the subliminal messages.

Problem:
     How do I operate the stereo?

Hint:
     Click  the  Hand  icon on the stereo to get a close-up view. Then
click  the  eye  icon on each of the buttons to find out what they do.
Select  the  gold  record and click it on the turntable. Now click the
Hand  icon  on the play button. Click the Hand icon on the tone arm to
place it on the record. After the record has played for a while, click
the  Hand  icon  on the reverse button. Finally click the Hand icon on
the  78  button  to  hear the record backwards at 78 RPMs. You'll hear
subliminal  messages.  When  you  are done, click the Hand icon on the
stop button. Keep the record as evidence.

Problem:
     What does Reverse Biaz expect of me in the recording studio?

Hint:
     You  need to play the large synthesizer in the center of the room
by clicking the Hand icon on it.

Problem:
     I keep blowing the recordings! What do I need to do?

Hint:
     Just keep trying. After three attempts, you will get the gig right.

Problem:
     What do I do in the Control Booth with Reverse Biaz?

Hint:
     Click the Zipper icon on Reverse Biaz.

Problem:
     What do I need to get from Reverse Biaz?

Hint:
     He'll  give you a cassette tape. You should have the gold record.
You  should have played the record forward and backwards on the stereo
at 78 RPMs to hear the subliminal messages.

Please enter selection: 10  THE WHITE HOUSE

Problem:
     I'm being held at gun-point!

Hint:
     Select  the Hooter Shooter from inventory which you received from
Desmond and click it on Julius Bigg!

Problem:
     I give up! I can't make heads or tails of this game!

Hint:
     We'd be happy to sell you a hint book with all the information on
Larry  (or  Patti) that you could possibly want. Check out our Order A
Product section, or call our Sales Department.